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I am not sure what this is supposed to be.

Posted by zephyo - November 30th, 2013


Dear Wikipedia,

My nano drive is inserted into your motherboard as we connect the <> with HTML tags, alas! C++ becomes haywire and I quickly use Malwarebytes or whatever the fuck it's called to solve this impending doom.

Oh shit the nerds are coming upon me with their noob LoL accounts and illegally torrented Adobe downloads shouting "OFF WITH THIS WANNABE NERD'S HEAD! YOU DO NOT KNOW THE TRUE JAVASCRIPT!" I must flee to some more sexy timez!

Goodbye nano drive, your 8 GB usage tingles my FireWire slot.....

With many tears and technical malfunctions,
-Google


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Haha, lol you're funny :D glad you're font is back 2 normal :P my fave work of yours is probably Colorblind, this is my first time really looking at all your stuff to be honest but i like a lot of the aspects of it- my 2nd fave is Wolfi but I wished we'd seen something more about the actual character. I like it when you show off your Zaney personality in the art :D

yeah I'm pretty glad too, dunno what was up in the house. Thanks, well Wolfi was a bit of a brain fart so you can interpret him however you want. Thank you, "zaney" haha

Congratulations on having your crazy derpy deer piece all over Newgrounds! I'm still staggered at the level of detail in your work... and you haven't even been here a year yet! So, how's it been at Newgrounds so far, fun/boring/lame/creepy?

lollll thank you. Um spastic and CRAZY

Nice background, dude.

thx m7

holy $@#$%

pretty holey

you're awesome. promise to stay awesome.

thanks I will my homie G

will i kill zilla yes cus he is a inpister

what about an outpister

nerds 8-D humens 8--------D my 8-----------------------------------------------------------------------------D

100101100 cannot compute

lol with their noob

wth u on

Art block? You? Pfff... just go outside, leave the digital paint and canvas alone for a while.
Meet new people, see different places, maybe go see that new Mad Max flick, it's supposed to be good - the writer/producer said he started with storyboards, THEN the script :) so you know it's all about the visuals/leading actions

lool thanks :) I tried doing that today and it kinda worked. whats Mad Max?? Any story prioritizing visuals is my kind of story lol

What's....?! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_Max I guess it's a guy thing, but the new one should be palatable to any and all young people, since the original trilogy was done back in my day ;)

Hope you have fun this summer break!

it sounds chaotic af lol. I might look into it :) Woah must've been a blast back then.
Thanks!! I will :D

Wow, I went away for a few months, now there's all this new stuff you posted, thank you! I noticed one of them was a commission... would you like another? Do you have a price list somewhere?

yo, welcome back! :D And yeah I'm always open for commissions, they usually range from 80 to 200.

Again, wow. I'll PM you here when I'm ready. I really like it when you take an abstract nature to a piece... usually folks who are really good at photrealistic renderings have trouble composing fantasy land lines. That's what I like about art: it's capturing something you're most likely not ever gonna see IRL, unless you're dead or on mescaline or something O-o

Sweet brah! Haha and thanks :) That's awesome to hear. And ikr, old Dutch oil paintings of flowers are nice and everything but I would take a guy with purple skin slowly dissolving into goo over that any day. And what's mescaline?

What's mescaline? Ah... a type of tequila? No, no, that's mescal.. forget I said anything. Your work needs no crutches or chemical inspiration lol, somehow your mind's eye can see things unseen by the rest of us....

well aight. Whatever u say lol. And great! Just how I like my art. Medium rare.

I look similar to 'the chieftain' only a little older, and pudgier (like John McCain; he almost starved to death, then gained weight back, later in life)... finally got the self timer to work, only not to like those shots. heh-heh, I'll send the refs and $ before I move out.

Must suck completely, that school's started again :\ How's it been so far, in comparison to previous school years? Sophomore or Junior? Any EC activities? Steer clear of sports, keep your bones and stuff safe!

Looking forward to it, sounds like this commissions gonna be fun!

I know, classes are getting more difficult. I'm a junior, what's EC? I have like 4 APs. Haha I don't do sports, it sucks out too much time. Thanks for the advice though!

you're pretty great

Oh, 'extra curricular' activities, there's likely a new abbreviation or catch-phrase now to describe stuff that somehow makes it to your permanent school record.

While watching your latest speed paint, I caught sight of something... humanitarianaid2.jpg? Looked quite gnarly! Anyway, wanted to congrabulate you on another front page honor here at NG, and over 2M views on YT, take care hon :3

From EC to MSM, which is mainstream media. Sometimes I wish I hadn't been born in the early 1970's. It was very apparent in the late 70's early 80's, that real independent reporting/broadcasting was gone forever. Ideally there should've been some tax breaks for local newspapers, provided they didn't list on the stock exchange, or conquer other competitors. Guess it's true that the winners write history

Sorry for the late reply; I think unbiased journalism, in the US at least, started disappearing the 19th century actually. So your fears are abated, it wasn't just your generation with biased reporting! :P It is very disappointing, just better to know how to seperate bias then

Well it went from being biased and run by individuals, to nothing at all run by corporations, lying by omission I guess. And despite what the Supreme Court says, a corporation isn't a person, it's a monster that gets more nasty and uncontrollable the bigger it gets. Poor Tom Fulp and most of the world would love to see Google split up in an anti-trust suit... they used to have them in the old days, though the last major one, Ma Bell, ended up a stalemate.